I’m Lisa Quigley, and I’m The Glitch Witch.

I’m a visionary writer, psychic channel, intergalactic witch, heretical mystic, and energy transmitter. My multi-modality approach to transformation and liberation is grounded in my lifelong study (both formal and informal) of myth and mysticism.

I practice Glitch Witchery, and I am here to support all the other glitch witches across the globe who are ready to remember who they are and claim their “glitches” as their most intentional, magnetic power.

My techniques are the result of personal gnosis grounded in my own personal and professional practices of tarot, Akashic records, Reiki, energy healing, past life regression, psychism, quantum hypnosis, astrology, human design, and witchcraft.

Utilizing an intuitive blend of the above modalities, I collaborate with misfits, weirdos, freaks, and dreamers who are ready to claim their role as Sacred Aberrations in the human collective.

Through my Portals & Prisms writings, psychic and Akashic Records readings, experiential workshops, initiatory programs, and alchemical mentorship packages, I invite fellow glitch witches to step into their own authority, autonomy, and sovereignty.

I am not interested in merely “sharing inspiring ideas”. I’m not interested in creating a mass of entranced followers, chained to my field just to receive continual hits of intoxicating inspiration.

No one can tell you what your journey should look life. (Run steadfastly in the opposite direction if anyone tries, lol.) You are the pathfinder of your own life.

I empower my clients to become so rooted in self-trust and self-discernment that they don’t perceive themselves to need me—or any teacher/mentor. I prioritize reciprocal, nonhierarchical learning spaces that will always center your sense of power and personal responsibility.

I facilitate experiential spaces that support the embodied integration of the concepts I teach.

After working with me, you will walk away feeling fully electrified by your own power and fully supported to trust the wisdom of your own genius.

You’re in the right place if:

👽You have always felt out of place in social groups.

👾Your special interests make you feel alienated and misunderstood.

👽You have been called “the black sheep”.

👾You have been labeled rebellious, disruptive, difficult, odd, unusual, quirky.

👽You have spent a lot of your life wondering why you couldn’t just “figure it out” or “get it together”.

👾You have often felt “on the outside looking in” and have longed for acceptance.

What I Want You to Know…

Dear sweet chaotic disruptor, you are not here to belong in a malfunctioning world.

⚡️You are here to alchemize it.⚡️

Though your differences may have felt challenging throughout your life, in this space I invite you to exhale.

Because all the ways you “don’t fit in”—these are your superpower codes.

Every evolutionary process begins with a mutation.

And honey, you are one magical mutation.

⚡️Guess what, you electric deviant intergalactic subversive alien babe you?

You are gifted with 👾 glitch magic.✨

Your glitches are systems upgrades in human consciousness.

You are here to catalyze the evolution of humanity.

Work With Me If…

👽You are tired of trying to make yourself “fit in”

👾You want to remember who you are and why you are on this planet at this time

👽You long to be brazenly, unashamedly, unabashedly Yourself

You are ready to embody your own innate power, authority, autonomy, and sovereignty

👽You desire to connect more reliably to your channel of creative life force energy

👾You have many creative ideas—and you desire to be able to express them without fear or inhibition

👽You are filled with creative ambition but want to tend your creative blocks and release your imposter syndrome

👾You are ready to become an unapologetic conduit for the creative energy that pulses through your field

You in?

I am coding a prismatic fractalculture of lawless creatives🌀

Won’t you glitch with me?

My Achievements, Certifications, and Lineage in the Earth Realm:

• 200 Hour R.Y.T., Akasha Yoga, 2012

• B.A. in English, National University, 2013

• M.F.A. in Creative Writing, University of California, Riverside, 2015

• Tarot for the Wild Soul, Soul Tarot School, May 2020

• Heart of Service, Soul Tarot School, October 2020

• The Shame Clinic for Entrepreneurs, Simone Seol and David Bedrick, 2022

• Unearthed: Discover Key Cultural and Religious Ideas of the Christian Middle Ages That Shape the Way We Live Today, Danica Boyce, 2022

• The Magician’s Table: A Workshop for Emerging Readers, Britten LaRue, 2023

• Unshaming the Signs: An Astrological Workshop Series, Britten LaRue, 2023

• Reiki Level One, Fay Johnstone, 2023

• The Soul’s Blueprint: A Psychic Development Circle, Mary Grisey, 2023

• The Human Design Hedge Witch’s Grimoire, Heather Mann, 2023

• Human Design Certification with Heather Mann, 2023

• Quantum Hypnosis Certification, The Star Seed Awakener, Monet Florence Combs, 2023

• Between Worlds: A Psychic and Mediumship Development Circle, Mary Grisey, 2023

• Reiki Level Two, Fay Johnstone, 2024

• Evidence-Based Hypnosis Certification for Healers & Mystics with Désirée Eckert

• Direct Voice Channeling Mentorship with Mary Grisey, 2024

Some of My Glitchy Special Interests:

tarot, Star Trek (TNG and Picard especially), horror fiction, astrology, the Akashic Records, reiki and energy healing, pop science books (especially ones about quantum physics), aliens, extraterrestrial contact, the cosmos, camping in forests, going on adventures with my family, Schitt’s Creek, magic, mysticism, nonfiction books (music biographies, witchcraft, spirituality, self-help, memoir)

I am the founder and host of The Glitch Witch podcast.

I am the co-founder and co-host of the award-winning podcast Ladies of the Fright.

You can find all my thoughts on magic, creativity, and mysticism on my Substack Portals & Prisms.