Welcome to the
Glitch Witch Galaxy
where galactic remembrance meets human embodiment and Future Earth Oracles ground into their Earth mission.
refine your oracular artistry, unleash your star quality, supercharge your magnetism, & develop your visionary leadership.
where the fringe meets the forefront
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where the fringe meets the forefront đź‘˝
Lisa Quigley,
the glitch witch.
🌌 Certified Quantum Hypnotist & Intuitive Hypnotist
🛸 Galactic Oracle
đź‘˝ ET Contact Guide
đź’« Oracular Mentor
Inside The Glitch Witch Galaxy, weirdos, rebels, black sheep, misfits, and outcasts clear rejection codes, build confidence, increase visibility, supercharge their magnetism, refine their oracular artistry, and become visionary leaders.
Oracular Intelligence is Your Birthright
Your glitches are maps to your magic
You hold the codes to glitch the system
Remember who you are and ground into your Earth mission⬇️
Your Glitches are a Pathway to Remembrance.
You May Be An Oracle If:
â–ł You were labeled a weirdo, a misfit, an outsider, a freak
△ You were called “the black sheep”
â–ł You were told you were rebellious, disruptive, difficult, odd, unusual, quirky
△ You don’t fit neatly into any one social group or “community”
â–ł You have an eclectic group of friends in which you are the common denominator
â–ł You are excellent at pattern recognition
â–ł You are obsessed with the occult arts
△ You are “neurodivergent” and/or some form of “highly sensitive”
â–ł You are creative and artistic
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you are on the misfit to oracle leyline
🛸 you are on the misfit to oracle leyline
⚡️NEWSFLASH⚡️
You did not come here to “fit in” to a malfunctioning system.
Your Oracular Intelligence is designed to create a Bridge from the Old World to the New
All the ways you “don’t fit in” —
these are your superpower codes.
What Every Oracle Needs To Thrive Is…
First: (Self)Validation.
Second: Support (of a trusted Oracular Mentor).
If it feels like you’ve “tried everything” and nothing works, that’s because…
You belong to a mystical lineage more ancient than you can fathom.
A lineage birthed from the Galactic womb.
Yours is the initiatory pathway.
If the DNA of what you’re building holds any of the old code, it simply won’t work.
Not because you’re being “punished”, or because you’re doing something “wrong”.
But because you didn’t come here to REPLICATE the energetics of the old system in even the most subtle ways.
You came here to DEVIATE.
I call my practice Glitch Witchery, and using a bespoke blend of psychism, hypnosis, and channeling, we will collaborate to refine your oracular artistry, unleash your star quality, ground into your Earth mission, and develop your visionary leadership.
My desire is to root you into your confidence and create pathways to real-world action that lead to tangible results: on your terms.
My job as your guide is to help you identify your current initiation…
And help you complete it.
