A strange vehicle that supports weirdos, misfits, & freaks to take action on their visionary dreams
Update. Fortify. Open.
U.F.O. is a program for people who feel caught between two forces: hope and despair.
You’re not a rebel without a cause…
You are called to be a Sacred Aberration in these turbulent times.
You dream of a world where all people are celebrated, nourished, and thriving,
And you know you are called to help weave that world into being.
You feel it.
But sometimes you don’t even if what you have to offer will make a difference.
And sometimes you don’t even know exactly what your calling is.
Only that there is a magnetic pull forward toward…something.
And it feels BIG.
At the end of 2019, I felt a powerful urge to become a public witch.
Until then, I’d kept my mystical inclinations mostly private.
So, I started my “witchy Instagram” as a place to talk publicly about witchcraft, tarot, astrology, and mysticism.
Soon after, I took my first official tarot course.
Though I didn’t want to be a straightforward tarot reader, studying tarot was an important thread on the tapestry of my “calling”...
whatever it was.
When tarot began speaking to me about the creative process, I pivoted to sharing about mystical creativity in my online spaces.
Yet somehow I knew…
That wasn’t “it”, either.
In fact it was only the tip of the iceberg.
Following the shimmering threads of my calling would take me places I couldn’t yet fathom.
But each time a new thread was illuminated, I grasped at it—
and more was always revealed.
You get glimpses.
At times, you’re sure you’ve arrived—this is IT!
But as you draw closer, like a mirage in the desert, the vision vanishes.
What you thought you were moving toward dissolves, transforms, reconfigures before your very eyes…
Yet they’re still there, those invisible magnetic threads, pulling forward toward…something.
Are you making it all up?
I’ve had mainstream success.
I’ve had three books published and I work in book marketing.
I could continue to climb the publishing and editorial ladder if I desired.
In the last seven years, there have been many moments I’ve wondered if I should abandon my mystical calling and focus on climbing the corporate ladder.
In some ways, this would be “easier.”
I wouldn’t have to forge my own path or deal with as much trial and error—and frankly, failure and embarrassment.
I often wonder if the last 15+ years spent teaching yoga, studying mysticism, getting certifications, developing psychism, channeling, and energy work with mentors…have been for nothing.
If I should stop trying to pursue this nonsensical, wild call and just…
do something that “makes sense”.
But even though I’ve experienced a a taste of what this world calls “success”...
It doesn’t satiate me.
It’s modeled in the likeness of a paradigm that neither represents who I am inside…
nor many others.
I am not built for this “status quo” world.
My heart isn’t in it.
So I keep tugging at those glimmering threads, because my heart whispers that more is possible.
As you look at the world around you—the catastrophic natural disasters, the apocalyptic tenor of world events, increasingly disturbing and distressing headlines…
Do you wonder if the “vision” you have for the world is a fantasy?
Do you wonder if you’ve been duped by spiritual teachings and concepts that “sound” good…
…but fall apart with real-world application?
Do you wonder if it’s all a big delusional dream?
Is humanity doomed?
Is this Planet doomed?
Is it worth it to even TRY?
You vacillate wildly between reckless hope and crushing despair.
You taste the primal sweetness of the dream only to wake up to the sharp bitterness of reality.
You’ve…
done all the trainings.
read all the books.
got the certifications.
You have journals filled with wisdom and epiphanies.
You have a heart full of dreams, hopes, and visions for this planet—and all the beings on it.
And yet the tidal force of destruction and devastation sucks at your attention, focus, and drive.
It all feels too big, too far gone…
Your visionary dreams feel like tiny pebbles in the vast current of a ferocious reality.
And yet,
While your doubts and fears suck at your life force like a wild current, threatening to drag you under—
The gentle pull of your dreams is stronger.
Like sweet, subtle tugs on the threads of your heart.
Despite the odds, you always orient back toward them.
In fact, you may even feel a renewed sense of urgency.
Not the false, manufactured, answer-every-email urgency of Empire…
But the true, Earnest urgency of your soul saying,
“NOW is the time. This is why you are here. Do not wait any longer.”
After the U.S. Election, Pluto’s ingress into Aquarius, and then the Inauguration, this urgency may have intensified.
The day after the 2024 Presidential Election, I rode the train to work with tears in my eyes.
I felt deflated and wanted to give up.
It all felt too big, too far gone, too powerful for the actions of one idealist person to even matter.
I wanted to close up shop and stop sharing my visionary dreams.
But I realized there was something deeper and more insidious beneath my despair.
A thought that was something like:
“People will be mad at me for talking about my mystical work ‘at a time like this.’”
That thought, when I unearthed it, brought me to a full stop.
Then a clearer, truer thought began to ring like a bell through my whole system:
“This is how ‘they’ want me to feel.”
That moment was my line in the sand.
I am in this.
Whatever “this” is.
Wherever this call on my heart takes me.
Whatever hard thing it asks me to do.
Whatever discomfort I must move through.
I say YES.
I am more needed now than ever.
And so are you.
‘They’ are COUNTING on us to give up.
But your heart says,
“Now.”
That’s why I created U.F.O.—a vehicle to help you take real-world action while staying connected to your mystical calling.
A sensation like being activated.
A feeling like being “switched on.”
A knowing that something new is emerging…
in you
in your heart
in your body
in your cells
in your DNA
on Planet Earth
The call has intensified.
Alright here we go:
So there’s actually a reason for this and it has to do with more than just what we’re seeing play out on the “Earth stage”.
Beyond what we see on the surface of the planet, humanity is actually at a pivotal moment of evolution.
And we are being energetically supported and guided by our Galactic family, who’ve been through their own evolutionary processes and have so much wisdom to offer us as mentors…
Deep breath.
This is the part where I ask you to stay with me, because this sales page is about to go off the rails…
My first contact experience (that I remember) happened when I was 17 years old—
only, I didn’t know that’s what it was.
I woke in the middle of the night, my whole body vibrating—terrified to sense a presence in my room.
These events continued—and increased in intensity and strangeness—throughout my whole young adulthood and into my twenties.
I couldn’t process them, so I searched online and discovered information on sleep paralysis.
I labeled these experiences a “sleep disorder” so I could go on with my life.
(Though these visitations never stopped…)
Then in 2022, I started to receive what I can only describe as “galactic information” from the Akashic records.
Strange electronic sounds, bright rainbow colors, the words “this is where you are from”, and a feeling like “being home”.
In 2023, I studied to become a Quantum Hypnotist and had my first quantum hypnosis sessions.
In one of these, I made contact with my parallel Pleiadian self who I learned was regularly channeling information to and through me.
And in 2024, the night after I did my first official contact workshop with a trusted guide,
I woke up on a spaceship
—fully conscious—
where I received a plasmic injection in the top of my head that electrified my entire spine and made my whole body vibrate with an energy so powerful it was both ecstatic and terrifying.
Since then, my Galactic guides have continued to make contact—in ways both subtle and dramatic.
Their primary message?
They have my back.
And they have yours too.
There is more going on behind the scenes than we can even fathom, and the future we dream has already been written.
But it needs us to say yes to it so we can co-create with the cosmic weaving happening above and below.
My contact experiences aren’t unique to me.
We are all being uniquely supported as we navigate this pivotal time on Earth.
U.F.O. will help you decode and act on that support.
The years before NOW were mere preparation.
An invitation to study, learn, explore.
But now…
NOW is different.
2025 and onward the vibe is…
“This is not a drill.”
“It’s now or never.”
And you choose NOW.
WE choose NOW.
But change won’t happen overnight.
So where does U.F.O. fit in?
Do you, like me, feel like a misfit in traditional success models?
You’ve tried every “productivity hack” in the book.
You’ve bought every planner, thinking “this must be the one…”
You’ve been burned by mainstream “hustle culture” and “Boss Babe” rhetoric.
At the same time, you don’t fit in with many spiritual spaces, either.
You’re over spiritual platitudes like “We’re all One” and you’re wary of “Love & Light” influencers waving crystals acrosstheir IG screen, saying all you have to do is “vibrate in 5D” and “ascend to the New Earth” and we’ll just…
POOF!
Hop right over the inconvenient mess we’ve made of our 3D world and land in New Age Heaven.
You’re tired of the endless “shadow work” and the relentless uncovering of “blocks.”
You’re bored of the endless hamster wheel of healing and don’t want to ruthlessly punish yourself into “doing the work” any longer.
For years, I tried to contort myself into other people’s systems—planners, productivity hacks, manifestation formulas.
None of them fit.
Every time, I either burned out, got bored, or felt like something was missing.
What I know for sure: outside-in models do not work for me.
And I am miserable when I try to force them.
What I also know for sure: I also don’t do well with zero structure.
I need containment and time boundaries to support me in actually doing the things I want to do.
What a paradox!
Mystical, interplanetary souls like us don’t function well on the same rules as the mainstream because they were not made for us.
And we carry ancient-future codes and blueprints that support us in doing what we came here to do and being who we came here to be.
We need fluid structures…
inside-out frameworks born from our devotion, our commitment, our vision, and our oracular nature.
The three components of U.F.O. that will support you in creating your own intuitive structures for both visioning and taking real-world action are:
UPDATE.
(because everything on the Earth plane is in the process of updating and there is no “business as usual”; and if we’re going to “do this thing”, then we must update everything we think we know to current time.)
FORTIFY.
(because we need the sustanance for long-term devotion and commitment to our calling—not the next “quick fix” or more empty “instant result” promises.)
OPEN.
(because we are being supported by unseen forces above and below, and their wisdom is available to mentor us and guide our steps when the human realm feels shaky and uncertain.)
U.F.O. is a vehicle designed to support you in taking action on your visionary dreams.
As the sparkle and energy and intoxication of “New Year’s Resolutions” fade…
As the collective energy abandons “good intentions” and settles into the well-worn grooves of old habits and known templates and established timelines…
You are someone whose vision will stand the test of time.
Who takes action toward their visionary dreams.
Even if…
it’s messy.
you make mistakes.
you don’t know exactly WHAT the calling EVEN IS.
What you are being called into doesn’t even exist yet.
Not on the physical plane.
One of the reasons it feels so hard for you to take action is because you’ve been trying to run your system on models, templates, and processes that are simply not designed for you.
You might even understand this on a cognitive level but still find it difficult to find ways that work for you.
You might even vacillate between periods of intense doing, get burned out, get discouraged, quit, go into a period of intense recovery…
losing all your drive and momentum in the process.
This is not your fault.
The templates embedded into your psyche by an unrelenting world that had no idea what to teach you.
Because YOU—with the unique wisdom you bring from other worlds and other lifetimes—are here to path-make a new way on Earth.
In U.F.O. I will teach you how to UPDATE your system—
to run processes of doing that give you structure while still allowing you to access the intelligence of your flow.
So that you…
model that a new way for those who come after you.
become proof that miracles do happen.
If this container is for you, you’ll know.
The Curriculum
➣ Three Live Teaching transmissions across three weeks (live via Zoom, replays included)
➣ Week One: UPDATE
…your relationship to goals and goal setting, taking action, your gifts, and what it even means to have a “calling”. Includes energy work.
➣ Week Two: FORTIFY
…yourself so you have the stamina to hold the vision, stay committed amidst chaos, + work with Gravity as a powerful co-creative force that will support you in taking continued and devoted action on the timeline of your dreams. Working with Earth Energy/Gravity.
➣ Week Three: OPEN
…to the unseen realm of Galactic support above and below for a bigger context on WHY you’re doing what you’re doing, who you’re here to be, and how you’re being supported. Contact work.
➣ Guided quantum journeys + energy work tracks
➣ Access to a private U.F.O. Telegram group chat
…to entrain with other pathmakers and Sacred Aberrations
➣ Access to my private U.F.O. Telegram channel
..where I will share bonus + spontaneous audio drops throughout our time together
If a U.F.O. appears, do you run away? or do you get in?
The Live Meeting Schedule (replays included)
(meetings are on TUESDAYS to invite the energy of MARS)
➣ Tuesday, February 11 2025 7:00 pm ET
➣ Tuesday, February 18 2025 7:00 pm ET
➣ Tuesday, February 25 2025 7:00 pm ET
U.F.O. Purchasing Guide
Make the decision to buy or not buy with your full presence.
Feel into my energy + frequency. Listen to my podcast episodes/IG lives in January and read through Substack + IG feed posts. These posts have all been channeled from the frequency of U.F.O.
If you want more of this energy and want to entrain your system to others on this wavelength, this might be for you.
NOTE: U.F.O. is not a space that demands total agreement—with either myself or participants. It’s a space for curiosity, multidimensionality, respect, honesty, earnest inquiry, and full spectrum humanity.
Understand that what I bring to U.F.O. is only one part of the equation. The other part is what you bring. It’s for you if you’re ready to put in the work and effort (on your terms) to bring your dreams into form.
The model of mentorship I subscribe to is a chemistry model. My energy + your energy = an alchemical reaction. This means that what you bring to the space is as crucial a component of the equation as what I bring. You are not looking for me to give you something; instead, you know that the chemical reaction of our energies together will have a ripple effect through time and space, both seen and unseen.
I used to think if I just found the right teacher, the right method, the right blueprint… everything would click into place. But what I’ve learned is that real transformation isn’t handed to you. It’s co-created. The magic happens when you show up ready to engage.
Do NOT Buy If:
➣ You’re looking for a quick fix.
➣ You want me to tell you exactly what to do.
➣ You want me to give you a formula to follow.
➣ You want “instant results”.
➣ You want linear and guaranteed pathways or results.
➣ You’re not ready for the reality that pursuing the path of your dreams (for yourself and the planet)—while deeply rewarding—requires challenge and effort.
NOTE: Due to the nature of this work, I do not offer refunds. This is especially true in the cases of you not being able to show up live, not making time to listen to the replays or Telegram voice notes, or not achieving desired results. Please breathe deeply, connect with your guides and deepest knowing, and make a conscious, empowered, autonomous decision to buy or not buy.